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recurring characters:





Mango(TV debute 10-18-97: Brendan Fraser show) the exotic dancer every man wants, with his trademark gold sequin shorts and theme song "Missing" by Everything but the Girl he manages to capture the hearts of such stars as "Samuel L. Jackson" "Garth Brooks", & "Ben Affleck." In the end it's always the same "No! You can't have the Mango!"


Suel Forrester(TV debute 3-16-96: John Goodman show) the gibberish guy (Chris's favorite) Suel has been everything from a basketball coach to a air traffic controller and yet we still don't know exactly what this guy is saying (neither do the people around him, which of course is half the fun) Suel said it best in the headline "lackie do boo sippy doo wo".


The Zimmermans-(a.k.a sparks)(TV debute 2-15-97: Chevy Chase show) played by Chris and Cheri Oteri. The Zimmermans have been together 8 years. They like to flirt and usually get into it by screaming, spanking, smacking each other around and pouncing on each other while people look on. Sometimes the people who watch are inspired, sometimes they are uncomfortable. Whichever way the poor unsuspecting Zimmermans can't believe the dirty minds these people have.


The Roxbury Guys(TV debute 11-23-96: Phil Hartman show) The Butabi brothers are Doug (played by Chris), Steve (played by Will Ferrell) and a third (played by guest host: Jim Carrey, Martin Short, Alec Baldwin, Tom Hanks & Sylvester Stallone) They cruise the clubs looking for girls to "score!" with while playing Haddaway's "What is love?". Since they are losers, they fail.


Mr. Peepers (TV debute 9-28-96: Tom Hanks show) ("bah!" "bah!" "bah!" -mr. peepers) Mr. Peepers is the missing link monkey boy who has made his way to the community. He swings, hangs, dances and tries to mate with anything around. He wears red shortalls and goes into attack mode when someone violates his monkey sense of space. His trademark are the apples that he takes, chews and spits all over the place.


Azrael Abyss (prince of sorrow)(TV debute 4-12-97: Rob Lowe show) hosts the Florida cable access show "Goth Talk" with Circe Nightshade (played by Molly Shannon). Azrael works at Cinnabons and has an older brother Glen (played by Jim Breuer) who tormented him on a daily basis (until he went back to college a.k.a Breuer's departure). The theme to Goth Talk is Bauhaus's "Bela Lugosi's Dead" & the closing quote is "Stay out of the daylight".






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